 Captain Al was born fully grown.
 Captain Notsosane (NSS)is on vocals, crazy and melodica. Her favourite past-time is watching space pirate movies. A soulful musician with a passion for fromage and chicken nuggets. Along with a voice of her very own (and most other parts that go into making a captain) she was born and has since grown up one year at a time. Captain Notsosane likes to tap dance but often falls in the sink.
 Kenny was born at a very young age. He is a gifted melodica & ukulele player. Kenny is a thinker and often ponders the tough questions such as 'isn't having a smoking area in a restuarant like having a peeing area in a pool'. His fine taste in cheese helps give him the energy to perform your earth music on his Hohner Melodica each week.
 Captain Gangles is bright, enthusiastic, talented and a genius on Melodica and Cheese cutting. Instruments played include: Melodica, Guitar, Ukulele and Stylophone. He was raised by a friendly herd of cattle in outback Australia so struggles with his communication skills from time to time. However, once on stage, he never struggles with creating awesome tones and tunes via his trusty Hohner Student Melodica. He is currently testing the validity of wearing 2 pairs of underwear in the summer.
 Calvin the Clown - is the mystical source from which we draw all of our melodica playing skills.
 Captain Princessleianottheonefromstarwarsdotcom (PLNTOFSWDC) is the galaxy's favourite timbrel player and loves to add ribbons to things in her spare time.
 Captain Oprah has the voice of an angel (well that is 10 angels singing in different keys at the same time, almost). Note: K&TC take no liability for glass breakage due to the wonder that is Captain Oprah.
 Captain Silver is addicted to beating on stuff. A lot.
 Captain TotallySane (TS) is often called in to impart sanity and order to the Captain world, Captain Totally-Sane is the arch-nemesis of Captain NSS. To her, singing is second only to cheese.
 Captain Kenny'smum gave birth to Kenny in the usual manner, attended by spider monkey nurses. She knows her way around a bag of cheese and is always happy to lend a hand in the kitchen.
 Captain KFC is kept in captivity by NSS and rarely gets to grace our cheese filled stage but when he does he proves to be one of the top 50000 guitarists in the Brisbane region.
 Meow can wave hello in five languages. He has operatives all over the globe, keeping track of who is naughty and nice.
"Too Much Melodica is Barely Enough!" | 
